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Star Wars and the Jedi Council
We all see the Council meetings in Star Wars. They look very boring and often times in the freaking dark.
So enjoy my rambles I wrote at midnight a few weeks ago when I couldn’t sleep because chronic illnesses! Yay!
-Luminara coming into every meeting, robes pristine, not a speck of lint, even if it’s nope o’clock
-Ki-Adi tries to engage in meetings via holo, but is constantly interrupted by his seven daughters and five wives.
“Shea please I’m” “girls don’t! No not you honey” “yes Mawin I’m aware tomorrow is our anniversary.” “I didn’t spend the credits on - well did you ask your daughter?” “I know dinner is ready but-”
-Everyone finds great enjoyment out of Ki-Adi’s suffering
-Mace enjoys talking really loudly whenever a Council member is nursing a hangover
-He’s stunned when Master Yoda pats his arm and mutters “Whisper, you will” “Why?” “Indulge in *hic* drink, I did”
-Everyone - especially Kit Fisto and Depa - bring food to the Council Meetings because it’s 8pm and “I’ve been eating rations for 2 months!”
-A very confused delivery man showing up at the front of the Temple at 1am
-Said delivery man proceeds to be paid 300 credits for 8 space pizzas and garlic knots by a very serious and tired Master Yoda, who waddles all the way back to the chamber w/ the pizzas
-Obi-Wan always reading the minutes of the last meetings like a sports announcer (or Admiral Yuleran, when Anakin is present).
-His face is always deadpan
-Agen Kolar falling asleep constantly
-sometimes they start yelling to see how flustered he is upon waking up (jokes on them, he bought earplugs)
-Running bets about who’s sleeping with who (Eeth Koth keeps betting on Obi and Anakin)
-the padawan who helps with the meetings always tells the most outrageous stories. No one ever believes them
“But Master Yoda really did eat a bowl of cereal while talking to the Chancellor!” “Shut up Caleb! No one cares!”